Writer's Block: Grab and Go

Apr. 6th, 2009 | 09:55 am

Scenario: For exactly 1 minute, you get access to all the databases of all the intelligence agencies in the world (CIA, FBI, KGB, MI-5, etc). What do you want to find out before time is up and you're caught and jailed forever?


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I think I'd get Rove's and Cheney's dossiers and an open connection to the outside world.

To be honest, I would get more pleasure from knowing what exactly they had on one of my friends, who in college got into what you might call a spot of trouble with the Feds.

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Mike Selinker

from: [info]selinker
date: Apr. 6th, 2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
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An escape tunnel route for every federal prison in America.

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shelly_rae

from: [info]shelly_rae
date: Apr. 6th, 2009 06:12 pm (UTC)
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i'd take some names and leave some names.

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Weaselmom

from: [info]weaselmom
date: Apr. 6th, 2009 08:46 pm (UTC)
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Well hey, maybe I would be the smart one and *not* take advantage of this 60-second opportunity and thus *not* spend the rest of my life rotting away in a penitentiary somewhere!

You'll recall that this is why I don't play D&D. Remember that time you were over at our place, and I was all, "Fine, you guys go up there and open the chest! I will be down here. Don't come running to me!" And of course you remember what happened to *them*.

P.S. to [info]selinker: Respectful schnoogles to you for your post about The Dying Earth. Loves me some Vance.

Edited at 2009-04-06 09:27 pm (UTC)

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Justaqt

from: [info]justaqt
date: Apr. 6th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
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Bank Account Numbers.


Bwaa Haa Ha haaaaa!

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Kij

from: [info]kijjohnson
date: Apr. 6th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
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Sweet!

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steve98052

from: [info]steve98052
date: Apr. 7th, 2009 10:01 am (UTC)
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"How can I gain continued access to these databases without getting caught?"

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Aquila Musae

from: [info]amjhawk
date: Apr. 7th, 2009 03:44 pm (UTC)
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UFO/Area 51 stuff.

Ironically, my rationale dictates that extraterrestrials haven't come to Earth - but, I want to know! Those cheesy UFO shows and Jonathan Frakes did their job when I was little.

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